“And when’s our next meeting? I need to complain that my payments from the global banks haven’t been getting to me lately. How am I supposed to be a part of the ruling cabal if my payments don’t get to me?”
“I didn’t get my Organization wallet card”
I called to complain but they just put me on hold. The recording said press 1 to use my white privilege to speak to a real operator (oppressed minority) but when I did that the operator said I was behind on my quota of micro aggressions and they could not help me. I tried dropping a few macro aggressions right then but they said it did not count or something. Seriously, I must be going about this all wrong. The leftists claim it is easy to be a patriarch oppressor but even my wife does not seem particularly oppressed these days except from the nursing baby. I tried to get credit for that oppression by proxy but the app just says ‘oppression code invalid’.
I even ignore that pan handler every day... but he is white so that just gets me NEGATIVE oppression points. Honestly I did not think it was even possible to get negative oppression points without some serious virtue signaling.
Honestly this is the poorest run vast right wing conspiracy I have ever been a part of.