I like the way you think...
Sadly, this is why people are so unhealthy, because we eat a bunch of garbage that never existed until the 20th Century and spurned traditional food as “unhealthy”, because guys in lab coats said so.
The media just did a coordinated hit piece on Coconut Oil as being bad for you, just like ALL saturated fat. Then they said to eat things like Canola oil and other refined vegetable oils instead.
Then when you get heart disease, take some Statins, because that’s what the doctors say!
Every time the USDA has revised dietary recommendations people have just gotten exponentially sicker.
My attitude is, if they didn’t know what the food was in 1900, you probably shouldn’t eat it.