[Mister Da]

It’s been my experience that GOATS STINK. If you touch them, you stink, too. Add to that, they defecate continuously, uncontrollably. I’ve been crapped on by a goat, & peed on by one, too. I’ll pass on having them climb all over me.

[VaeVictis]

So basically not too far off this?

Mr. Chunks from Futurama: What comes out one end we feed to the other.