One almost expects to see him dart from behind the curtain near the Grandfather's clock, both hands forming a fake gun, ready to take down Dr. Evil without any regard for his own personal safety.
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>>He seems like a sociopath who believes he is starring in his own personal narrative.<<
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Yes, incapable of keeping the lies straight. Impulsively driven to self-promote with such lies in a vain effort to ameliorate the pain of knowing he is nothing but an empty suit permanently ruined by countless stains of corruption.