Dear Diary,
I am so sorry and I can’t believe I am writing this. After all the years we have spent together it seems I am going to have to burn you. This breaks my heart and makes me slightly nauseous. Remember those nights I met with that total jerk, Trump? Yeah. Well, now it seems a lot of people want to see all that crap (hee hee!) I wrote about him afterward to you!! They can’t do this to you! They can’t see all our secrets! Well, it’s the only reason I am going to destroy you tonight. I miss you already, dearest Diary and I am really really sorry.
Love,
Jimmy
Good one. Very descriptive of this creep
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Dear Diary,
I am so sorry and I can’t believe I am writing this. After all the years we have spent together it seems I am going to have to burn you. This breaks my heart and makes me slightly nauseous. Remember those nights I met with that total jerk, Trump? Yeah. Well, now it seems a lot of people want to see all that crap (hee hee!) I wrote about him afterward to you!! They can’t do this to you! They can’t see all our secrets! Well, it’s the only reason I am going to destroy you tonight. I miss you already, dearest Diary and I am really really sorry.
Love,
Jimmy