[Mrs. Don-o]

"According to the lawsuit, Bazzi ate the pepperoni without realizing it was pork."

So he ate the evidence, then expected to win his lawsuit without evidence?

Isn't there a penalty for barratry: filing frivolous, harassing, and/or groundless lawsuits?

[Pilgrim's Progress]

Maybe there is a certain color or texture to his bowel movement and he put it in a little bag and presented it as evidence.