“phoneflakes...”
Excellent! I know of a phoneflake, the 20 something year old daughter of a guy I have to interact with on a weekly basis. His daughter is constantly dropping her phone in the toilet!
The very first week my iPhone 4 was released, I got one. When I got home, I promptly dropped into a mug of coffee. I couldn’t do that again if I tried. It was a perfect drop, all net...no rim.
You should have seen the grief that Verizon gave me.