Is #3 of #7 for the woman with the big hips/small breasts? (pear-shaped body)
Add cute nicknames for each body-type bottle you sell.
Now the pear-shaped bottle, that's gotta be Badonka-Dove.
Cowboy,
Just store it upside down.
Dove could double their effect by using those large lids like on catsup so you can store up or down (self designate your body shape).