Here’s a tradition for the two. Small wedding with friends and perhaps cast of Suits in France. Then off to Bahamas for glorious future of croquet and polo just like great-great Uncle David and his lovely American bride Wallis.
Actually I don’t believe this report - wouldn’t the Daily Mail have it first?
The last thing the DM had, was about Harry's new apartment in Kensington Palace.
Harry's latest is even worse than his Uncle David's choice of Wallis!
This article is so old, it has a long white beard!
If it were true, Harry's American divorcee, actress TART would be "showing" and she isn't and hasn't been photographed trying to hid a "bump" either.
But I love your allusion and suggestion about what Harry should do...in the event he presses to marry the gold digger. :-)