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1. Let My People Go.
2. Resistance is Futile.
3. I Have a Dream.
4. It depends on what the meaning of “is” is.
5. I never had sex with that woman, not a single time.
6. All because of an awful internet video.
7. YEEEAAAHHHH! (DeanScream)
8. I have a pen. And I have a phone.
9. How’s your cat these days?
A few guesses as to what might have been said. Probably quite a few more possibilities but I’m in kind of a hurry this morning.