“A lot of guys think that buying you a drink entitles them to free, unattached sex.”
Dinner, movie, drinks....tire wear. It starts to add up ;)
That caused me to chuckle. I am 63 years old and my wife of over 11 years is 62. We went out to eat the other evening and, on the way home, while sitting at a red light, I reached over and patted her bare knee, running my hand up her thigh until she slapped me lightly.
I told her, "Well, I mean, after all, I did buy you dinner ..."
... and she said straight back to me, "But it doesn't come with desert without costing you extra."
We both broke up, laughing all of the way home.
[And just to reinforce the record, I did get desert later that night ...]