[Calvin Locke]

I had a pair like that. I was riding my bike home from school at 2AM, and took a short cut into a new drainage ditch. I put my feet down, and...

Do you remember the "stone-washed" jeans fad? Lots of washers were destroyed, both by the jeans companies, and the DIYers at home.

[Liz]

The ripped-apart look in jeans-—mostly at the knees-— is also fashionable.

So ugly.