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To: BenLurkin

two years ago i found the 50ish woman next door out in front of my house all dressed up and ranting and raving, kept calling some guys name over and over.
After about 45 minutes of this i went up to her and asked her if everything was all right and who was she looking for.
She said Walter or somebody was picking her up to go see the boy band One Direction concert and he was late, this was at like 8am on a Tuesday morning.
After she calmed down a bit she told me the boy band had spent the night at her house, had a great time and that she had a secret, told me not to think that she was a pedophileor anything but that she had a serious crush on band member Harry Styles, I’m like oooookkk, and told her have fun at the concert.

A while later i was talking to another neighbor about what had happened, this neighbor had the the crazy woman mothers phone # and said she has a history of mental illness since after her husband left her.

Next day i find her being carted off in an ambulance never to be seen again.
Talking to the movers a few days after that one mover told me the whole house was full of One Direction posters and Harry’s name written everywhere.

Anyways, Was a weird day...


29 posted on 04/18/2017 1:50:17 PM PDT by mowowie
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To: mowowie

Fan Goil


30 posted on 04/18/2017 1:52:27 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: mowowie

Please see my post #30 :)


32 posted on 04/18/2017 3:53:31 PM PDT by huldah1776 ( Vote Pro-life! Allow God to bless America before He avenges the death of the innocent.)
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