Posted on 04/17/2017 4:37:59 PM PDT by jazusamo
He’s going to be unhappy when he wakes up in Hell and discovers Satan is more honest than his friends were.
Or an Ex Wife thing.
Uh oh. Whomever told that lie is going to have a big time (bigly) wake up call when they pass over to the other side with him waiting there with Lucille in his hands.
April Fools
I would have told him Trump had been declared president for life
Nunc dimittis. /s
Fake news never killed anyone...err...
I’m surprised they didn’t tell him that President Trump was Assassinated by Madonna.
I’d be happy to tell a similar tale about my wishes for the previous #44, but fear writing the words would earn me a visit from the Treasury Dept officers tasked with protecting the formers.
My quilting friend who HATED Hillary died a week after Trump was elected. She slipped into a coma about three days after the election. Her kids said, “At least she died knowing he won and that meant so much to her.”
So, Mr. Oregon Man, that door swings both ways, Baby.
Either lost touch with reality in last days or a dreadfully stupid person.
It needs tk be surgically removed.
Hell, it makes it difficult for them to understand a simple joke.
I’m standing at the pharmacy to get an antibiotic, so a dentist can kill me in a few days after I get this infection in my tooth to resolve.
Anyway, pharmacist is beautiful.
She asks me for my I.D. amd I start flirting “Hey, I like how you really believe I’m so young, asking for my ID.
If you like having fun, a great time getting know someone and walks under the star lit sky, we should have dinner”.
My friend starts on this whole BS about they need your ID, new Law, Blah Frickin Blah.
“I’m engaging in a bit if flirtatious conversation and the law isn’t stopping me” I respond.
My friend stomps off in a huff.
**************(
I return my attention to beautiful pharmacist saying “That was my friend, literally and her husband will agree.
Thank you for the bit of fun together”
So my “friend” is pissed at me because she was trying to explain “The Law” and I start laughing “There is no law against or regulating joking and flirting” I respond.
Now she’s hissing “Oh yeah! Everything is a joke to you, that convenient “
“Yep. Everything is a joke to me. That’s why I’m happier than you” aaaaaaand I hung up.
Got no idea where she is, here at Wal-Mart but, that bit of Lame-O is not fun to be around and as soon as beautiful pharma gal gives me my meds, I think have spent enough time around each other today and I’m going home.
Besides, shes been frothing at the mouth angry since Trump has been elected and I jave to hear how he did this or that, wbich I caution her each time that it ain’t true and the whole story will be out on such and such date or adolescent allegations trumped up of thin air dont make even reasonable cause, much less probable cause.
It’s constant and never ending and Im certain she gets her fake news from thise gangstas at Huffpo, Kos, and CNN.
Still, the baloney allegations keep on a coming.
Pharma girl says my meds are ready...
Gotta go...
For them feelings are so much more important than truth. If they had cared more about the truth so many of them would not end up burning in eternal flames.
Thank you for that poignant story, thank the Lord she passed knowing the truth.
Will this technique work to squeeze the last breaths out of other liberals too?
Go ahead and join the Satanic choir now ...
Heh heh heh ...
True dat.
Yep.
Someone Hurry up and tell Maxine also
And he is now free from the bonds of time and space. He can vote in every precinct in every county in every state of the US simultaneously and multiple times each.
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