[Trillian]

[Lucky9teen]

***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD CONTINUES - WEEK 4/28***

The best part of wakin' up.....is soldiers in your cup

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"Those who believe in telekinesis raise my hand." - Kurt Vonnegut

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50 Shades of Grain
Porn Flakes
Special D
Rice Frisky
Captain munch
Cheery Hoes
Busty Charms

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I'd make a good chemistry pun, but all the good ones Argon.

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What do you call a delaying Russian?

Stalin.

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What are you looking at? Sound it out...

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Think about it literally

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Think Book Titles

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Can you get this one? I'm stumped...

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Let the groaning begin....

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What type of person doesn’t love pizza?

A weirDOUGH!

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Ann hath a problem
Ann hath a solution
Ann hath a will

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I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, then it dawned on me.

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It's gonna be May

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Ok can anyone get this pun? The guy is Mao

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Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth.

Then it just becomes a soap opera.

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Jaden Smith just casually going from The Weeknd to Barack Obama

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I know some people who need this

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Uh oh....looks like someone has a case of the 'Mondays'

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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.

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Did you hear about the Italian chef with a terminal illness?

He pastaway.

Cannoli do so much.

Now hes just a pizza history.

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Run Forest, Run!!

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