Posted on 04/13/2017 7:31:32 AM PDT by sodpoodle
MY TRAVEL PLANS FOR 2017
1. I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone.
2. I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there.
3. I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport; you have to be driven there. I have made several trips there, thanks to my children, friends, family and work.
4. I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and I'm not too much on physical activity anymore.
5. I have also been in Doubt. That is a sad place to go, and I try not to visit there too often.
6. I've been in Flexible, but only when it was very important to stand firm.
7. Sometimes I'm in Capable, and I go there more often as I'm getting older.
8. One of my favorite places to be is in Suspense! It really gets the adrenaline flowing and pumps up the old heart! At my age, I need all the stimuli I can get!
9. I may have been in Continent, but I don't remember what country that was in. It's an age thing. They tell me it is very wet and damp there.
Please do your part! You can do your bit by remembering to send this e-mail to at least one unstable person. My job is done! Life is too short for negative drama and petty things. So, laugh insanely, love truly
Ha Ha Ha!
Just thought of this;
I’ve been in Limbo and didn’t know which way to turn.
(see, it ain’t hard;)
I’ve never been in Capacitated - I don’t drink.
Just don’t let your better half catch you in Flagrante...
Freepers are so literate:) LOL!!!
Well, I’ve never been In Sane, but I’ve been in Oklahoma.
I’ve been in Trouble more often than I care to remember. But I’ve never been in Extremis. I was once in Agoddadavida back in my partying days.
I was told we have all been there but nobody else remembers it either.
If we have all been there, why did everyone leave?
And, if we can't remember being there, why do half of us spend a lot of time and money trying to get back in there. What is that all about?
LOL
I was paralyzed in ert.
I’ve been in Different, but I don’t care.
I’ve always wanted to go to in Digent, but I can never save enough money.
After being in hot water I never feel very clean.
After being in hot water I never feel very clean.
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