I personally have, in my possession, a police report
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You are dancing on the edge here, revealing that you have “Police Department Business Documents”.
One day I requested a police report. For $15, I got two pages of ‘redacted’ black stripes, with probably one dozen words revealed. I took it back, and got my $15 back. Wish now I had kept it as an example.
I never take people’s word on anything, so I looked up criminal statutes. Each state has their own. I tried reading them. Its not possible to read all of them. One page is one very long page. And there are many pages. And of course many chapters.... you get the idea.
But look it up and at least read topics you are interested in. From just the contents table, you can conclude for yourself that picking your nose in a certain direction can land you in jail. You can be thrown in jail for scratching your arse.