The two of them are headed to see "Titanic". I said, "Man, don't let me give the ending away, but the boat sinks. Har Har."
She was mad. Legitimately angry at me for telling her how it ended.
Needless to say, buddy was dating her for assets other than her brains. She wasn't on the scene for very long.
She should have just watched this....
Titanic - In Five Seconds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuSdU8tbcHY
I pissed off a friend growing up by “spoiling” the ending to King Kong when the remake came out.
He was legitimately angry despite it being an 80 years old movie that has been referenced in pop culture a million times.
I remember saying to him, “What do you think was going to happen? He’s gonna climb back down the Empire State Building?”
If she was old enough to vote, please don't tell us!
I swear I remember seeing a picture of theater marquee with the double-feature “Titanic” and “Hope Floats.” I swear.