[TXBlair]

I know a little German; he’s sitting over there.

[dfwgator]

I know a little German; he’s sitting over there.

[dfwgator]

First Jail Guard: “They’re still working on him. He won’t break.”

Second Jail Guard: “They’ve tried everything.”

First Jail Guard: “Do you want me to bring out the LeRoy Neiman paintings?”

East German Commander:”No. We cannot risk violating the Geneva Convention.”