Posted on 03/27/2017 9:37:05 AM PDT by Rebelbase
The APORKalypse is upon us!
Run to your nearest Hardees if you want to experience the chains new APORKalypse Burrito and APORKalypse Biscuit, both of which feature three types of pork.
Three? Come on, Hardees! Theres the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse! Why couldnt you fit one more type of pork? Canadian bacon? Cheese made out of pigs milk?
The APORKalypse Burrito combines four ham slices, two sausage patties, bacon pieces, folded eggs, American cheese, and Swiss cheese in a warm flour tortilla. It has, brace yourselves, 1110 calories, 740 calories from fat, 82 grams of fat, 29 grams of saturated fat, 435 milligrams of cholesterol, 3170 milligrams of sodium, 41 grams of carbohydrates, 2 grams of fiber, 3 grams of sugar, and 48 grams of protein.
The breakfast burrito is available for $3.99. It can also be ordered as a small combo with hash rounds and a drink for $5.69.
The APORKalypse Biscuit comes with four ham slices, three bacon strips, just one sausage patty, a folded egg, and American and Swiss cheeses on Hardees Made from Scratch Buttermilk Biscuits. It has 920 calories, 590 calories from fat, 66 grams of fat, 25 grams of saturated fat, 240 milligrams of cholesterol, 2540 milligrams of sodium, 46 grams of carbohydrates, 3 grams of fiber, 4 grams of sugar, and 35 grams of protein.
The biscuit sandwich has a price of $3.79 and a small combo costs $5.49.
I’ll be sure to get my combo with a diet soda. That way, they cancel each other out. :-D
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