All 50 ARE ON ONE PAGE! No pop ups, no click bait. Enjoy the Simpsons purely for the stupid-funny. Hate it when they venture into politics but like a good band, I can't help but like a lot of their schtick.
1 posted on
03/27/2017 7:32:58 AM PDT by
PeteePie
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To: PeteePie
“If God doesn’t want us to eat animals, why did he make them out of meat?” - Homer
2 posted on
03/27/2017 7:49:57 AM PDT by
Still Thinking
(Freedom is NOT a loophole!)
To: PeteePie
“Mono means ‘one’ and rail means rail”
I would like to know their definition of “one-liner” as a lot of these had more than one line to them.
As in one-liner means one line not two or thirty or forty. Okay I exaggerate a bit but you will get when I mean when you see the image covered in a wall of text.
3 posted on
03/27/2017 7:54:35 AM PDT by
zaxtres
To: PeteePie
Aww, they’re missing my all time fave, “Rockstars... is there anything they don’t know!
4 posted on
03/27/2017 7:56:16 AM PDT by
broken_clock
(Go Trump!)
To: PeteePie
Our pastor used to show a Simpsons clip every week in the Contemporary Service but he had to stop because people enjoyed it too much.
I always thought that was a Simpson moment as well although I have never seen an episode of The Simpsons
5 posted on
03/27/2017 7:57:52 AM PDT by
AppyPappy
(Don't mistake your dorm political discussions with the desires of the nation)
To: PeteePie
Silly customer, you can not hurt a Twinkie.
7 posted on
03/27/2017 8:04:29 AM PDT by
machman
To: PeteePie; SpinnerWebb
Trying is the first step on the road to failure
Homer Simpson
9 posted on
03/27/2017 8:10:00 AM PDT by
tx_eggman
(Liberalism is only possible in that moment when a man chooses Barabas over Christ.)
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To: PeteePie
13 posted on
03/27/2017 8:31:19 AM PDT by
Delta 21
(The minority demands NOTHING !)
To: PeteePie
An early one from right before Klinton got electe; from Sideshow Bob: “I’ll be back. You can’t keep the democrats out of the White House forever, and when they get in, I’m back on the streets with all my criminal buddies!”
To: PeteePie
Lisa: Didn’t you wonder why you were getting checks for doing nothing?
Grampa: I figured because the Democrats were in power again.
18 posted on
03/27/2017 8:43:10 AM PDT by
dfwgator
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20 posted on
03/27/2017 8:48:04 AM PDT by
SERKIT
("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.......)
To: PeteePie
While going to a family party in the Simpson family car:
Marge: Grandpa, are you sitting on that warm apple pie?
Grandpa: Oh, I hope so....
21 posted on
03/27/2017 8:50:03 AM PDT by
SERKIT
("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.......)
To: PeteePie
Homer: “Oh Lord, guide this cinderblock!”
To: PeteePie
I guess that’s why I never watched.
Half are stupid and the other half may be, buy I didn’t get it.
24 posted on
03/27/2017 9:04:12 AM PDT by
G Larry
(There is no great virtue in bargaining with the Devil)
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25 posted on
03/27/2017 9:09:21 AM PDT by
SERKIT
("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.......)
To: PeteePie
26 posted on
03/27/2017 9:10:03 AM PDT by
right way right
(May we remain sober over mere men, for God really is our one and only true hope.)
To: PeteePie
What, no “I didn’t do it, no one saw me do it, you can’t prove anything!” ? Fail!
28 posted on
03/27/2017 9:30:10 AM PDT by
Moltke
(Reasoning with a liberal is like watering a rock in the hope to grow a building)
To: PeteePie
Personal favorite, “Beer is the cause of; and solution to, all of life’s problems.”
Homer Simpson
30 posted on
03/27/2017 10:14:50 AM PDT by
heterosupremacist
(Domine Iesu Christe, Filius Dei, miserere me peccatorem!)
To: PeteePie
Thanks for the post. There isn’t one day that goes by that I don’t say a few Simpsons quotes out loud.
31 posted on
03/27/2017 12:02:56 PM PDT by
Trillian
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