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Trappers Catch 'Monster' Nile Monitor Lizard in Florida Neighborhood
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| March 24, 2017
| Ben Hooper
Posted on 03/25/2017 10:08:45 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway; Ezekiel
Save the bird ping
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posted on
03/25/2017 10:14:07 PM PDT
by
Daffynition
("The New PTSD: Post-Trump Stress Disorder" - The MLN didn't make Trump, so they can't break Trump.)
To: nickcarraway
It’s nothing a well-placed pitchfork can’t handle.
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posted on
03/25/2017 10:26:49 PM PDT
by
ConservativeMind
("Humane" = "Don't pen up pets or eat meat, but allow infanticides, abortion, and euthanasia.")
**Burrowing Owls often evict other animal species from desirable burrows.**
So whoooo is right here?
Large female Nile monitors can lay enormous clutches of eggs.
I'll be damned if I cheer for the lizard.
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posted on
03/25/2017 10:30:08 PM PDT
by
Daffynition
("The New PTSD: Post-Trump Stress Disorder" - The MLN didn't make Trump, so they can't break Trump.)
To: nickcarraway
That’s nothing
once I shot an elephant in my pajamas..
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posted on
03/25/2017 10:33:22 PM PDT
by
dp0622
(The only thing an upper crust cIonservative hates more than a liberal is a middle class conservative)
To: dp0622
What was an elephant doing in your pajamas?
To: dp0622
That’s nothing once I shot an elephant in my pajamas.. Why was he wearing your pajamas??
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posted on
03/25/2017 10:35:37 PM PDT
by
DouglasKC
To: nickcarraway
Nothing. Turns out it was just my belly and I shot myself.
Almost died
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posted on
03/25/2017 10:36:20 PM PDT
by
dp0622
(The only thing an upper crust cIonservative hates more than a liberal is a middle class conservative)
To: DouglasKC
lol!!
That’s a new twist!
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posted on
03/25/2017 10:37:02 PM PDT
by
dp0622
(The only thing an upper crust cIonservative hates more than a liberal is a middle class conservative)
To: dp0622
You have enough belly to be shot as many times as Sonny, and still have more belly left over.
To: dp0622
Listen pajama-boy. This is serius. I think the Marines should be called in.
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posted on
03/25/2017 10:42:06 PM PDT
by
Daffynition
("The New PTSD: Post-Trump Stress Disorder" - The MLN didn't make Trump, so they can't break Trump.)
To: nickcarraway
At this point, there should probably be a law against people in Florida being allowed to import any animals at all. Every creature from every part of the planet seems to have found a summer residence in Florida.
To: nickcarraway
Capture the lizard and the people that brought it here and turned it loose. Feed the people to the lizard then euthanize the lizard.
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posted on
03/25/2017 10:55:13 PM PDT
by
Ray76
(DRAIN THE SWAMP)
To: dp0622
Nothing. Turns out it was just my belly and I shot myself. Almost died
Good thing you missed the trunk......... you did miss the trunk, didn't you?
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posted on
03/25/2017 11:25:32 PM PDT
by
Mastador1
(I'll take a bad dog over a good politician any day!)
To: nickcarraway
I sure hope someone is monitoring this situation.
To: Mastador1
ROFL!!!
It’s not the size of the trunk that matters.. !!! :)
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posted on
03/25/2017 11:40:52 PM PDT
by
dp0622
(The only thing an upper crust cIonservative hates more than a liberal is a middle class conservative)
To: Daffynition
He’s be their b.tch for the night lol
Such a sad commentary if he’s even remotely close to the norm
I have 4 nephews in their 20s. Two are built like bricks and tough as nails.
1 is meh, an average joe, but very conservative as are the two above
The 4th, who of course is my favorite, has to lean left cause I’m cursed.
He owns part of a construction company and has sense to move to NC from NY (i told him don’t #### up NC with your votes) so he has some toughness and a lot of sense.
But he would likely look at pajama boy and see nothing wrong. That bugs me.
He’s engaged to a semi leftist.
But at least they’r all straight :)
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posted on
03/25/2017 11:45:31 PM PDT
by
dp0622
(The only thing an upper crust cIonservative hates more than a liberal is a middle class conservative)
To: nickcarraway
ROFL!!! you ####!!
Did i tell you about the time three really HOT young gals in mini skirts were in my cab and they were drunk and wanted to play with my belly? :)
Can’t tell anymore of the story here. Nothing like drunk young women.
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posted on
03/25/2017 11:47:37 PM PDT
by
dp0622
(The only thing an upper crust cIonservative hates more than a liberal is a middle class conservative)
To: dp0622
It’s not the size of the trunk that matters.. !!! :)
But how much junk is in there --that can matter.
Officer:
Sir, why do you have a lizard in your trunk?
Driver:
Once it got in there I couldn't shut the lid all the way.
Officer:
I see that. How did a lizard get in there, in the first place?
Driver:
You don't expect me to let that thing in here with me, do you?
To: nickcarraway; dp0622
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posted on
03/26/2017 12:49:40 AM PDT
by
Vendome
(I've Gotta Be Me - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wH-pk2vZG2M)
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