Officer Training School. . .Saturday morning inspection. At attention outside our rooms.
Inspecting colonel was eyeing all trainees and marched up to the guy from the next room over and the colonel leaned forward and looked at the trainees shoes and said; “That shine looks like $hi#” whereupon the trainee replied; “Its only your reflection, sir!”
The trainee was gone by that afternoon.
FTX at the Yakima Training Center WA. Some poor schmuck had his wife send him fried chicken in the mail and ate it. Of course it hit him in the middle of the night in the middle of no where and he had to be medivac’d. Not funny for him but hilarious for us.
Oh, and the Pentagon twit that got busted stealing license plates? I was his driver at Ft Lewis. What a Putz.
LOL!