[Stevenc131]

In order to avoid the temptation of super models hitting on me, I’ve disguised myself as an old fat married guy with no money. So far it’s worked.

[angryoldfatman]

In order to avoid the temptation of super models hitting on me, I’ve disguised myself as an old fat married guy with no money. So far it’s worked.
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And here I was thinking I was the only one who came up with that strategy. Oh man, it’s kept Rachel Hunter and Kathy Ireland from wasting entire weekends of smearing their naked selves on me.

[Crusher138]

In order to avoid the temptation of super models hitting on me, I’ve disguised myself as an old fat married guy with no money. So far it’s worked.

We need to form a club.