[meowmeow]

Before you go, go to www.wmata.com and look up "Safe Track Surge." Then plan your trip around it.

Also, please don't stand on the left side of the Metro escalators.

Avoid the Green Line. That's all I'll say.

[freepertoo]

Red line’s no picnic either. Thank you for your patience...whenever I hear that I think they’re presuming an awful lot about my patience.