Posted on 03/03/2017 4:42:40 AM PST by Lucky9teen
Animal - Moose
Girl Name - Michaela
Boy’s Name - Michael
Color - Mauve
Name of movie - Man in the Iron Mask
Something you wear - Moccasins
Drink - Mai Tai
Food - Macaroni & Cheese
Item in a bathroom - Mug (for shaving cream)
Place - Michigan
Reason to be late - Malfeasance
Sandwich press? LOL!
Nice ditty! I’m sure Juan is grateful.
Na Na Na Na Na.....Batman!
Graduation in Chicago...
Darqueeze played high school football in Chicago. He was a great running back, but a really poor student.
At graduation, he didn’t have enough credits.
But he was a great football star and the students held a rally and demanded the principal give him a diploma anyway. They were so insistent that the principal agreed that if Darqueeze could answer one question correctly he would give him a diploma.
The one question test was held in the auditorium and all the students packed the place.
It was standing room only. The principal was on the stage and told him to come up. Diploma in hand, the principal said: “Darqueeze, if you can answer this one question correctly I’ll give you your diploma.”
“Darqueeze, how much is three times seven?”
Darqueeze looked up at the ceiling and then down at his shoes, pondering the question.
The other students began chanting, “Graduate him anyway! Graduate him anyway!”
Then Darqueeze held up his hand and the auditorium became silent.
He said, “I think I know the answer. Three times seven is twenty-one.”
A hush fell over the auditorium and then all the other students began to chant:
“Give him another chance! Give him another chance!”
Animal - Koala Bear
Girl Name - Kathy
Boy’s Name - Kurt
Color - Khaki
Name of movie - Karate Kid
Something you wear - Kilt
Drink - Kahlua
Food - Kale
Item in a bathroom - Ka Ka
Place - Krakow
Reason to be late - Kracken Attacked my boat
B
Bear
Betty
Bruce
Blue
Bambi
Boots
Bloody Mary
Berries
Bath Towels
Bedroom
Bad Hair Day
Is that...like...”ART”?
LOL!
Animal - Vulture
Girl Name - Victoria
Boy’s Name - Victor
Color - Violet
Name of movie - Vendetta
Something you wear - V-neck sweater
Drink - Vampire Juice
Food - Veal
Item in a bathroom - VO5 shampoo
Place - Virginia Beach
Reason to be late - Venous Insufficiency
Update nameTable set prefix = “His Royal Highness” where name = “AppyPappy” and prefix = “Mr.”;
Animal - Bull
Girl Name - Bertha
Boy’s Name - Bob
Color - Blue
Name of movie - Blazing Saddles
Something you wear - Ballcap
Drink - Beer
Food - Beans
Item in a bathroom - Bathtub
Place - Boston
Too easy.
Reason to be late - unruly kids
I missed reason to be late (after copying and pasting the original) - Broke down
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