Since you now all the above relish the fact that you can now say anything and you will be dismissed as a white,homophobic, heterosexual Christian God fearing, racist old codger.
Stand proud in the face of the snowflakes knowing in your heart that your are in God’s eternal light, or least you are making their day worse than when they woke up.
As to the restroom problem, I have walked into the wrong restroom on occasion, just put it down to bad or dirty progressive lenses, or that I am distracted in my advanced age....... Still tad bit embarrassing - but I am entering codger territory
So often, Christian decayed to Christianesque.
God wants better.
Change proud to humble, if faith is genuine (if not, then proud applies, but then you just advocated an abomination)