[MNDude]

A naked man once ran into my church and finally the police grabbed him by the organ.

[mdmathis6]

Was he named “Danny Boy” who heard his “pipe” a’callin’?

[CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC]

"A naked man once ran into my church and finally the police grabbed him by the organ."

A man once "streaked" by 3 little old ladies sitting on a park bench. The first little old lady had a stroke. The 2nd one did as well. The 3rd little old lady would have had a stroke too, but her arms weren't long enough.

[Mark17]

A naked man once ran into my church and finally the police grabbed him by the organ.

Did anyone yell, "Ethel, don't look?"