I was at the bar the other night with my buddy having some beers. We had been there a while when two large girls came up to the bar and ordered some drinks. I noticed when they ordered they both had strong accents so I said Hi, are you two girls from Scotland? One of them spoke up, with quite an attitude and said its WALES you idiot!!!
So I immediately said Sorry, are you two Whales from Scotland?
Oh, but you’re good!
LOL