[shibumi]

"It is evidence, however, that the 'picture' in question was processed and isn't an actual picture. Do you still believe it's an actual picture? "

Everything you've posted has been processed through a web of intertubes owned by the Illuminati.

So I don't believe that you are an actual poster.

[Salamander]

All of this has been solved.

A lack of quarters is the reason why.

Check under your sofa cushions, for therein lies the answer to life’s great mysteries.

[post duly posted, pre-post-processing]