CNN: TRUMP’S WIFE FROM FORMER SOVIET BLOC
Washington — There has been a stunning revelation that Melania Trump, President Trump’s wife, came from the Yugoslavian Province of Slovenia, which was under the control of the USSR at the time of her birth.
Aides to the President were quick to deny that this implies a Russian connection, and that she is a naturalized US citizen now.
However, members of the Democrat party called for further investigation of this potentially-explosive news. Maxine Waters was quoted as saying “This proves it! Russia hacked the election through Melania! We need to impeach Trump immediately!”
The effort to launch an investigation on this troubling issue is not limited to Democrats. Sen. John McCain stated in an official release, “It is obvious that Donald Trump is LITERALLY in bed with people from the Eastern Bloc. We should launch a Congressional investigation, and appoint a Special Prosecutor. Then we should fire nuclear weapons at Russia.”
The Government Ethics office joined the chorus for an immediate investigation, and Sen. Schumer stated “We need to deny all the nominees of Donald Trump, who is an obvious Russian spy.”
Further developments on this important story will be posted here.
Elijha Cummings: WHO DID HE ‘KNOW’ AND WHEN DID HE “KNOW” HER?
Excellent. You should email that to CNN just to see if it is on “breaking news” by tonight!
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