[Darksheare]

Sound business move considering how financially rock solid stable both Kmart and Sears are.
Why, look at how they are expanding!
(Do I really need a sarc tag?)

[Covenantor]

Sears/K-Mart are excited to announce their new line

Prezzie Oooh ooh Obama La La!

Complete with "Barry" signature

Boot Chaps for the bath house chaps