Posted on 02/06/2017 4:31:34 PM PST by silent_jonny
"I'm againsht enhanched interrogation becaushe it makesh you tell all your shecretsh like it did me back in Nam. I don't want to be put in that shituation again! I have more shecretsh now than I did then!"
Oh, uh, gay Chloe? Uh, could you be a suicide bomber for the Good side? Like now? Pretty please?
I think Black Jack is going to promise Gay Chloe 72 chippendales dancers after he offs himself for the country....
JUST IN TIME FOR TONY!!!
Oh man, there is no good terrorism show without a nice old fashioned gay drama relationship talk scene. “You’ll see. I’m about to die for this country. You’ll be sorry you dumped me!”
VR commercial where you can experience 24 all around you. I want to do the mountain lion scene!
Ashy Lips to Nicole:
“I realize it now. My brother didn’t steal my ho. You are a real woman and you made a choice. And you chose him. Maybe all hos are actually real people. If we make it out of here I am quitting the drug trade. I am gonna burn all of my rap records! Women are real people. I never knew this before. I’m a changed man.”
You don’t always see people quite as dark as Nicole on tv. Most black actors have mocha skin.
Does CTU change their clocks?
Will Not-Jack be LATE for everything today?
“Tie him up, Andy!”
(Were we all thinking Andy was gonna say “Easy. I’ve done it lots of times.”)
Tony’s chica sure got jealous right away. I guess she knows when Tony looks up, and down, and then down again, on a woman’s body, that means he slept with her.
Girls named Sidra are ALWAYS trouble, Tony.
“Daddy... this ain’t CTU.”
How did red hair get to this interrogation bunker, and WHY did she go there?
See you in another life, hell of a line!!
MY Grandma never chained me and beat and kicked me to a bloody pulp.
Don’t worry, gay Chloe. I don’t get that Baghdad old lady apartment story either.
It’s a good thing there is Daylight savings time so it’s still light out in that car demolition lot.
Lovely family togetherness scene at gunpoint, forcing terrorists to wait like they were on the phone with Verizon customer service.
Aaaaand another hour gone by. Fun was had by all. Lots of violence, lots of gay love, and some scenes the Biden family would especially enjoy.
And did I mention Tony grew pretty handsome in his evil incarnation?
Questions that keep you up at night:
1) how did jalallah reach Terror Cell One (messed up bro and sis and weak teacher) to activate them?
And
2) why do all the other 14 cells have to blow up their targets simultaneously when Cell One could do its own thang?
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