Think of the number of maps that will be worthless.
Well, at least Australia will finally get its map correction.
And the next catastrophism scam is (envelope please) magnetic pole reversal.
Only a complete change of lifestyle and delegaion of political power to unelected globalist bureaucracy can save the planet...
Oh noooo .... we’re ALL going to die. We need to turn over all authority and all our resources to the United Nations so they can come up with an action plan to save us.
/sarc
“780,000 years ago.” Exactly, and not a day or minute more or less? Nonsense.
So, global warming is over now?
If there was such a thing as climate change, the moving magnetism would be the cause.
Just in time to hopefully to usurp the alarmism from the climatoligists, defund them, get the govenments to buy magnetic bracelets for each citizen that will prevent this, I am gonna file a patent toute suite.
And?
I’m certain it is man-made magnetic pole reversal.
We will know when a pole shift occurs because birds will be confused. They will start flying south, and people will say “wait, did you know you’re actually flying north now?”. Birds will be like “what? That’s south, I’ve flown that way every year for like 2 years”. And we’ll say “no, that was south until just recently. Now it’s north”. Pausing somewhat, birds will ask “is east and west still the same?”. We’ll reply “yes, but there’s a totally different reason for that”, which will confuse birds even more, of course. Birds will go on to say “well, can we still eat worms and bugs?”. To which people will respond “Of course you can, idiots”. I think the whole discussion will just go downhill from there, leading to the end of the world as we know it.
I demand a givernment grant on the effects of neodynium magnets on earth’s magnetic field and a study on banning all magnets before they kill us all....
Pretty sure my SUV must have caused this.
I think it’s caused by too many people in China and India. They need to reduce their population, or send people to Africa or Argentina.
Pole reversal coming in 10 - 9 -8 - 7 seconds.
A lot of Las Vegas pool dancers are going to have to change their direction.
True story: I once worked with a very good looking young man who was a bit actor in some of the “beach movies”.
He told me that one day a friend, talking about another actress (I assume), said that he wouldn’t “hit her with a ten foot pool” to which Glen said, “How about a 5 ft 6” Italian”?
(Himself, he was desperate for a date).
When this occurs, will the polar bears and the penguins find some way to switch locations? If not, we’ll have to revise a shitload of encyclopedias.
Trump did it.
Nice knowing y’all
So the compass in my GPS will fail?