Go with the RiffTrax versions. Movies still make no sense, but it's therapeutic listening to professionals ripping the producers/actor/etc. a new one. :-)
From the same people who made Manos a camp classic. :-)
Sharknado in Two Minutes
This pretty much gives you everything you need to know right here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARpJBSTmcJ0
Rifftrax is awesome.
Check out Kingdom of the Spiders.
Starring...............William...................Shatner!