In other news...The Sun has been discovered to be the root cause of Global Warming. Film at 11!
But-but-but all this heat pushing the tectonic plates to the side and bursting up through the seams makes all the snow pack on volcanoes and the ice pack on the Arctic Ocean melt, as the hot magma warms the local accumulation.
And the drilling and fracking simply make the tectonic plates easier to fracture.
(Hair on fire, dashing back and forth, “OMG! OMG!)