After a post like that, I have to ask — How many climate change research organizations have emailed you to offer a grant? Such insights would be a huge asset to their work. :=)
I have written to many research organizations
about my discovery however they never return
my missives. Perhaps I should change the way
I write them...
Dear Sir or Madam,
My name is Njde Omaumbe and I have discovered
an amazing scientific fact that will change
the world. I only need to fund my research for
another few months to make an earth shaking announcement.
I’m not soliciting funds from you however.
My uncle Njide Omaumbe was finance minister of the
Peoples republic of Unajawa and would gladly fund
my research but he insists it would be safer in a
western financial institution. If you would send
your institutions Bank account number to house the
millions my uncle wishes to give me, I will include
your organization in the Royalties and Patents,
which could result in billions of dollars.
Your Potential Associate, Nedje Omuande.
Please hurry, this great find will be discovered
sooner or later and you don’t want to miss the
chance of a life time.
Yours Nejde Omnaude. DDS. BMWE. PHG. and scholar
from the prestegious Nqualme Onuamde College of Gravitational
Research.