Except for those ugly jams, one might think he was on his way to a Chippendale audition!
Chippendales always appealed to men more than women. I had a homosexual acquaintance in college who performed with a troupe for a while after we graduated. (Nice guy, and cute, but ...)
You don’t want to touch a guy who’s had hair removal, unless it was just yesterday. My husband thought he was having a heart attack a few months ago (turned out to be a panic attack, as I thought all along), and had his chest and back shaved for cardiac testing. It’s still unpleasantly prickly.