“NASA said that the object is “not a threat to Earth for the foreseeable future”
A clause in the deal we signed with the greys is that they will prevent any earth killing asteroids in return for unlimited access to cow utters.
Cows mostly utter “moo”. Maybe the grays would find udders more palatable.
Someone should inform the greys that cow utters are infrequent at best, and will come out on their own without having to remove the lips, anus, and all the skin on the face.