It helps if you drink... a lot--
And are a little... nuts--
But-- Think of it as a graphic novel... that never ends--
And all the characters... are who ever I want from the wide world of the internet.
Back in my wild youth a billion or so years ago... I was an actor/screenwriter/producer/director/pimp/bartender in La-La Land and today I am that infamous robot that escaped from "Futurama."
And my running pard, big'ol_freeper... is Homer Simpson's black sheep brother who always roots for them Godless Patriots and insufferable Packers.
I, of course, am a supporter of the one true team... American Cowboys, anointed by the late, great Saint Thomas of Landry!
So, Jack, just take a firm hold... and hang on for dear life!
That should read "America's Cowboys" but I'll forgive you... as you tend to drink a little--
Thanks you ever so much... Saint Thomas!
Be very thankful, Bend-- Saint Tom... wasn't always so forgiving of drinkers--