Practically right out of one of “Portlandia”’s funniest bits ever: In the restaurant, questioning “Collin the Chicken’s” papers before ordering him for dinner:
https://www.google.com/search?q=portlandia+chicken+restaurant&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8
Tasty beef here. Only fed Soylent greens and died of old age.
A classic episode. That whole series was great.
HILARIOUS!