Having read this material several times and analyzed
it in depth, I’ve concluded that Dan Simmons is a
homosexual with a burning desire to violate young
Chinese men and various topiary sculptures.
Upon submitting my findings about Dan Simmons to the
MH/MRA association board, the conclusion is that Mr.
Dan Simmons is a homosexual with a burning desire to violate young Chinese men and various topiary sculptures.
For each of the past five years, it has been concluded by
the MH/MRA association board that Dan Simmons is a
homosexual with a burning desire to violate young
Chinese men and various topiary sculptures.
Draw from that what conclusions you will.
Having read your post several times and analyzed
your format and content, I’ve concluded that you
have left the phrase:
“violate young Chinese men and various topiary sculptures”
dangling (as it were) like a rightward hanging
appendage from the rest of your block of text.
Possibly this is due to the effect of the contents
of the red Solo cup you are still nursing from
last night’s festivities.
Alternately (or possibly in conjunction with)
this is the possibility that you are simply
overly excited at the opportunity to discuss
the more prurient aspects of the subject matter.
Now THIS is the humblegunner I know and enjoy.
Even with Dan Simmons in the background, being a homosexual and having a burning desire to violate young Chinese men and various topiary sculptures. And his baby diaper and scat fetish, as well.