On all forms that ask race, I now put down Native American, since I was born here.
Indians are just the First Immigrants.
Asians are honorary whites. Billy Jeff was black.
Moctezuma upon first seeing Spanish horses: WOW! I wish we would have had those animals.
Hernando Cortez: Well, you did have them originally but then you ATE ALL THE DAMN HORSES!!!
Moctezuma: So how come you have horses?
Cortez: Because a few escaped your dinner plates by trotting across the land connection to Siberia. As for the rest, you ATE ALL THE DAMN HORSES!!!