Cut the squeamish please. The author of the piece is trying to compare creatures incredibly well adapted or designed to live..eat..reproduce in dark, very cold, and crushing pressure conditions to a concocted reality from entertainment sector of life. Whats bizarre is his first lines....oh...kill it with fire..good grief mon, open thine provincial mind.
How does that line go.....’Life will find a way’....?
The author’s squeamish tone is merely clickbait. “Oh, you won’t believe #4!!!”
Certainly everyone has seen that sort of come-on sponsored links under other articles.
Many months ago, before the election cycle, I penned a haiku here on FR about Miley Cyrus’s crotch and the diseases therein, and used that very phrase: “Kill it with fire”.