[Salamander]

I imagine it would make a fine, natural compliment to some Hormel’s Potted Meat Product.

/couple RITZ, a dab of Miracle Whip and a little MD 20/20 would really set it off

[nopardons]

AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG !

Feed it to the snakes! :-)