[cynwoody]

I won’t eat anything that has a name with two consonants at the beginning.

It’s just unnatural.

How about pterostilbene?

It's one of the two active ingredients in a new pill, the other being nicotinamide riboside.

See http://nymag.com/scienceofus/2016/08/is-elysium-healths-basis-the-fountain-of-youth.html

[Salamander]

I dunno...I suspect that somehow, Pterodactyls were involved in the making of it...and that pturbs me greatly.

o.O