Christians have their hymns and pages, Hava Nagila's for the Jews, Baptists have the rock of ages, Atheists just sing the blues. Romantics play Claire de Lune, Born agains sing He is risen, But no one ever wrote a tune, For godless existentialism. For Atheists, There's no good news, They'll never sing a song of faith. For atheists, They have a rule, The "he" is always lowercase. The "he" is always lowercase. Some folks sing a Bach cantata, Lutherans get Christmas trees, Atheist songs add up to nada, But they do have Sundays free. Pentecostalists sing they sing to heaven, Coptics have the books of scrolls, Numerologists can count to seven, Atheists have rock and roll. For Atheists, There's no good news, They'll never sing a song of faith. In their songs, They have a rule, The "he" is always lowercase. The "he" is always lowercase. Atheists, Atheists, Atheists, Don't have no songs! Christians have their hymns and pages, Hava Nagila's for the Jews, Baptists have the rock of ages, Atheists just sing the blues. Catholics dress up for Mass, And listen to Gregorian chants. Atheists just take a pass, Watch football in their underpants. Watch football in their underpants. Atheists, Atheists, Atheists, Don't have no songs!
1 posted on
12/03/2016 1:08:24 PM PST by
Twotone
To: Twotone
“Imagine” by John Lennon has been raised up to the status of hymn for many atheists.
2 posted on
12/03/2016 1:09:22 PM PST by
tbw2
To: Twotone
To: Twotone
Atheists gave songs.
The Internationale.
Other crappy communist songs.
All sorts of atheist songs.
4 posted on
12/03/2016 1:10:37 PM PST by
ifinnegan
(Democrats kill babies and harvest their organs to sell)
To: Twotone
6 posted on
12/03/2016 1:14:06 PM PST by
antidisestablishment
( We few, we happy few, we basket of deplorables)
To: Twotone
Sparks Thank God It’s Not Christmas
What do I hear, what do I hear?
Chit-chat, and clinking glass
Cheap talk, a lady’s laugh
After hour
What do I see, what do I see?
Some sunken hideaway
Where people go to play
After hour
There I’ll spend the night
Meeting fancy thins
At bistros and old haunts
Trying very hard to sin
Then it is day end in a way
The pattern’s much the same
In-spots, a matinee
Every day
Blend with the crowd, blend with the loud
Hypnotic ebb and flow
Until the day goes slowly
Into night
See the same old crowd
At bistros and old haunts
‘Til the lights grow dim,
The not-so-subtle hint to be gone
Chorus:
Thank God it’s not Christmas
When there is only you
And nothing else to do
Thank God it’s not Christmas
Where there’s just you to do
The rest is closed to public view
Caroling kids, caroling kids
A trifle premature, in tones so rich and pure and crystalline
Call for the day, the popular day
It’s fast approaching now
But will the mood allow
One dissent
If this were the Seine
We’d be very suave
But it’s just the rain
Washing down the boulevard
(Chorus)
Popular days, the popular ways
Are for the chosen few
Not meant for me and you
Obviously
Popular nights, poplar rites
Great things to say and do
Aren’t said or done by you
Obviously
If this were Seine
We’d be very suave
But it’s just the rain
Washing down the boulevard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UbkDzp5LuY
8 posted on
12/03/2016 1:18:38 PM PST by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
To: Twotone
“What A Friend We Have In....Annie Laurie Gaylor”?
10 posted on
12/03/2016 1:32:51 PM PST by
bigbob
(We have better coverage than Verizon - Can You Hear Us Now?)
To: Twotone
Some songs atheists would like:
To: Twotone
If it weren’t for God atheists would not have anything.
12 posted on
12/03/2016 1:50:10 PM PST by
mountainlion
(Live well for those that did not make it back.)
To: Twotone
Is that Tucker Carlson and Reince with a 5 o shadow beard to the right of Martin?
16 posted on
12/03/2016 2:52:57 PM PST by
georgiegirl
(Count me in the half that's in the Deplorable Basket)
To: Twotone
17 posted on
12/03/2016 2:55:13 PM PST by
metmom
(...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith...)
To: Twotone
Atheists worship their self. What take the trouble writing a song about themselves?
18 posted on
12/03/2016 3:06:37 PM PST by
jonrick46
(The Left has a mental disorder: A totalitarian mindset..)
To: Twotone
19 posted on
12/03/2016 3:09:28 PM PST by
Heart-Rest
(Don't be deceived. God is not mocked. For whatever a man sows, that he will also reap. Galations 6:7)
To: All
I thought FReepers might enjoy the humor in this song. Apparently I was wrong. Sheesh!
20 posted on
12/03/2016 4:10:22 PM PST by
Twotone
(Truth is hate to those who hate truth.)
To: Twotone
I always thought a lot of rock and roll was atheist/nihilist or deliberately hateful in intent, when it's not merely pagan. Obviously rock is broader than that, but there is no shortage of stuff that could stand as an atheist anthem.
It's the abortionists who have no songs.
24 posted on
12/03/2016 4:44:46 PM PST by
sphinx
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