I hear ya,bro! There are many,many fine things about Australia and her people but Vegimite ain't one of 'em!
I spent six years in an Australian boarding school. As a result I absolutely despise Vegemite. Because it was seen as very healthy we were put under immense pressure to eat it, and they also used to slip it into things as an addon you didn’t discover until you took a bite.
The worst thing was I loved crumpets. Crumpets dripping with butter. Then I was told I had to add Vegemite to them. Took away my favourite part of breakfast.