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A guy sits down in a restaurant and orders a bowl of chili.

The waitress says, “Sorry, but the guy next to you got the last bowl”.

He looks over and sees that the guy’s finished his meal, but the bowl of chili is still full. He asks, “Are you going to eat that chili?”

The other guy says, “No. Help yourself”.

He slides the bowl of chili over and starts to eat. When he gets about half way down, his spoon hits something. He looks down sees a dead mouse and immediately pukes all the chili back into the bowl.

The other guy says, “Yeah, that’s about as far as I got, too”.....

30 posted on 12/02/2016 7:35:26 AM PST by musicman (Until I see the REAL Long Form Vault BC, he's just "PRES__ENT" Obama = Without "ID")

I was going to have chili for lunch. Now....

31 posted on 12/02/2016 7:36:47 AM PST by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)

33 posted on 12/02/2016 7:37:55 AM PST by Travis T. OJustice (<---Time Magazine's 2006 Person of the Year)

35 posted on 12/02/2016 7:44:31 AM PST by Vermont Lt (Brace. Brace. Brace. Heads down. Do not look up.)

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