[henkster]

I took Homer's comment to mean that he wouldn't tell us about New Year's because of the fifth.

[Tax-chick]

Ah, that could be it.

[colorado tanker]

There is a truly obnoxious ad by a local liquor mart that plays in every Rockies radio broadcast in the bottom of the Fifth Inning. "It's the bottom of the Fifth, and if you're at the bottom of your fifth . . ."

After hearing it a few hundred times it sounds like fingernails on a chalkboard.